Favorite OOC Quotes

[Suji]

Post your favorite OOC quotes here. They should be about AE, or closely related, but can happen in PMs, the Chatbox, over AIM, and so on.

[Suji]

Drake, regarding all of the stalker/fangirl/fanboy madness going on in the Academy:

"This is what happens when we don't have factions."

[Drake]

No explanation can be given. Just read:

Drake: Oooo, 777 posts
Drake: That's the first time I've had that happen.
Suji: hahaha
Suji: you've unlocked the secret morph.
Suji: the secret morph that you can't put in your signature
Suji: or tell anyone about
Suji: or ever use in a post
Suji: because it gives away the secret
Drake: The slot machine?
Drake: Drake would so use a slot machine morph.
Suji: hahaha
Suji: stealth?
Drake: of course
Drake: Nothing can sneak around like a slot machine that just hit the jackpot.
Suji: haha
Drake: Everyone would be too distracted by the flying money to notice the machine itself.
Suji: "where did that animorph go"
Suji: "oh look a slot machine"
Drake: hahaha

[Dean]

<What is beyond that door? > Ax asked.

<Toilet, > I said.< You know. Peeing and so on. >

<Ah. There are no… no toilet facilities except in the hotel? > Ax wondered.

<Sure there are. But, you know, I think women are more iffy about using public restrooms than guys are. >

<Why? >

<Well, I don’t know. It’s probably the whole sitting down versus standing up thing.>

Ax had no idea what I was talking about.

-Tobias and Ax, Animorphs #23: The Pretender

He turned to Rachel. "You know what to do, right?"

<Call a little attention to myself, short-circuit the bio-zapper, and lead any and all pursuers toward the circus, where I can squeeze in among the other elephants and, in the confusion, demorph.>

"And then?"

<Then?> She swished her rope-thin tail.

Jake sighed. "Then mingle into the crowd, do not call attention to yourself, and wait patiently for the rest of us."

<Wait patiently. Right.> She saluted him with her trunk. <l can do that.>

Marco looked at me. "She. Cannot. Do. That."

<No,> I said. <Probably not.>

- Jake, Marco, Tobias, and Rachel, Animorphs #49: The Diversion